Scoopshipping: Making Carlson1

Jack charged into the room, and ran towards the ninjas. He punched and kicked them out of the way, with a very quick knock out. Everyone cheered and applauded as Jack did his victory dance. Wait, what am I talking about? Wrong story. Let's try that again:
"JACK! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Crow yelled behind Jack's back.
"I was practicing my victory dance," said Jack. "Is there a problem?" Crow stared at Jack.
"That's the worst dance I've ever seen," said Crow. "But any way, we need to go downstairs! Yusei has some good news!"
"We're finally getting paid?" Jack asked.
"What the—no!" said Crow. "I don't know. Let's go."
Downstairs, Yusei, Aki and the twins were near the sofa and Yusei had a letter in his hand.
"Well?" Jack asked. "What's the good news?"
"The good news is all of our bills have been paid off!" said Yusei. "The extra good news is that the bills we still have to pay have been reduced!"
"HOORAY!" Everyone cried.
"Wait? What d'ya mean being reduced?" Crow asked. "What about the water bills?"
"Cut to 50%!"
"The electricity bills?"
"Cut down to 70%!"
"The cat bill?"
"Paid off!"
"My gosh…" Crow gaped.
"Wait, does that mean I can finally enjoy my tea in peace?" Jack asked.
"Yeah, but we still need to save some money," said Yusei.
"Later!"
"Hey, where ya going?" Crow asked.
"To celebrate!" said Jack. "I might do something different."
"Ohhh…? And what are you planning?" Crow asked.
"It's none of your beeswax, is it?" Jack asked, and left the time shop. "Geez, who does he think he is?"