Yu-Gi-Oh Snow White script 3

Me: I guess you could say the dwarfs were kind enough to let Snow White stay. At least she was safe from the wicked Queen. Every day when they came home, they'd be excited to see Snow White again.

Luna: "Oh boy, I can't wait to see Snow White!"

Kotori: "Yeah, me too! I wonder if she has any stories."

They open the door and see Yami and animals cleaning the cottage. Yami is singing beautifully it made the animals work. The song he's singing is the "My little pony" theme tune

Dwarfs: What the?

Yami: "Oh, hello again dwarfs, you came back!" (Grins, the dwarfs stare at him)

Yuma: Were you singing "My little pony?"

Yami: …Why?

Kotori: Your singing is beautiful…

Yugi: You chose a weird song

Leo: And Fluttershy is hiding behind the cupboard.

Fluttershy peeks out, sees the dwarfs and runs out

Fluttershy: (as Flutterguy) Oopsie…sorry…

Me: Okay… (Reads) Meanwhile, back at the palace, the Queen was proud to believe that she was truly the fairest of them all!

Bakura: (marches up to mirror) "Magic Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"

Marik: Oh hi! There you are! Okay, I would like a pizza with ice cubes in my soda, make it snappy!

Bakura: WILL YOU STOP THAT?

Marik: Bakura? What are you doing working for Burger King?

Bakura: What the f—

Me: No bad language! Please.

Bakura sneers at audience, then at Marik

Marik: You want me to say it again? For the love of Frigg fluffy, he's alive living with a bunch of midgets and being a gay princess!

Bakura: "What? But I ate her heart!"

Marik: "I'm afraid My Queen it's a disaster, you ate the heart of a cosplayer!"

Bakura: C-C-C-C-COSPLAYER?!

Marik: Oh and also, I'm dating Zorc. Bye-bye! (Phone clicks, Marik is gone, sound of beep dial)

Bakura stands away from the mirror gob-smacked. His face slowly turns to rage

Bakura: (screaming) "I'M GOING TO KILL THE LITTLE TWIT EVEN IF IT MEANS DOING IT MYSELF!!!"

Bakura marches downstairs with a basket full of apples. He puts on make-up to look old, creates a poisoned apple and smiles

Yes~…YES! THIS IS PERFECT! Ryou, are you listening?

Ryou: (next to him, dressed like the Mad Hatter) What? I was just having tea with Alice and the March Hare!

Bakura: …What the bloody hell is wrong with you?

Ryou: I'm British!

Bakura: No you're not! You're Japanese!

Ryou: No I'm definitely British! Ohhh, nice apple! (About to bite in it but Bakura snatches it away)

Bakura: You idiot! That's not for you! It's for Snow White! See?!

Bakura shows the apple as it has two slightly different sides: bright red and blood red

The bright side is for me… "The blood red is poison that will DEFINITELY kill Snow White!"

Ryou: But I thought you tried to strangle her then poison her with a comb? Or did you already do that?

Bakura: This is the Disney version, it didn't happen.

Ryou: But the book says—

Bakura: SHUT UP! "When Snow White takes a bite out of the apple, beauty will be mine…MINE!" (Thunder, Bakura laughs evilly)

Ryou: THUNDER!!!! (Runs and hides)

Bakura: Come here! (Puts make up on Ryou)

Ryou: Why me~?

Bakura: Because you'll be the one giving it to him. Now let's go.

Me: And that's what they did, skipping through the woods in their red cloaks, and Snow White was all alone.

Ryou knocks on the door. Yami answers it

Ryou: Hello there little girl, is my Grandmother home?

Yami: Go away (Slams door in his face, Bakura growls in annoyance)

Bakura: (hissing quietly) You idiot! You're supposed to force him to eat the apple.

Ryou: Oh! Okay! (Clears throat) Let me in little Snow White!

Yami: No! Not by the hair of my long sexy hair!

Rose: Why would they want to come in if they could just use the window?

Me: Huh…Maybe…Hmmm…Dunno…Maybe because…

Raven: He wants to get out of the rain! (Rain cloud goes over Ryou)

Ryou: That's not funny! (Cloud disappears, sits on foot step and cries)

Yami: (at the window) Oh dear, whatever is the matter?

Ryou: (sniffling) "I only wanted to sell these lovely apples! I haven't sold one!"…And I want my mummy…

Yami: (Opening the door) "Oh you poor old woman…come inside…"

Yami lets Ryou in and Bakura watches evilly like a Cheshire cat and disappears…like a Cheshire cat, but his mouth still shows

Bakura: Very funny, put me back! (Reappears) Thank you!

Bakura sneaks by the window to hear the conversation

Ryou: "Thank you so much for the tea! My, you look lovely!"

Yami: Uh…Thank you?

Ryou: "I know! Why don't I give you this apple for free?" (Holds up apple labeled "Take this stupid")

Yami: "Thanks for the offer, but no thanks!"

Ryou: (Laughs) "What? Do you think it's poisoned?" (Bakura slaps his face) "It's safe! Look!" (Cuts the apple in half and takes a bite out of the brighter side) "You see?"

Yami: Well, okay…It's clearly evil, but I see no reason not to trust it. (Takes a bite and gags) Okay, now I see… (Drops down dead, Bakura laughs evilly)

Bakura: "I did it! I'll finally be the fairest in the land!" (Cackles)

Ryou: (Tears in eyes) What about me?

Bakura: Shut up!

Rose: Oh no! Who could save him? …Or her?

Raven: I believe he's dead so—

Jaden: (dressed as a musketeer) Have no fear! The masked Zero shall save you! (Swings from rope doing a Tarzan yell)

Bakura: No, No, NO! You're not in this story! (Rope disappears, Jaden falls and disappears)

Raven: He's right! There are no masked Zero's in this story!

Me: (sighs) Before we have any more problems, let's go to the last part.